So three out of the 4 dudes from my last posting, have dropped off the face of the earth. I don’t like online dating. It can eat me. There is something inherently wrong with the dudes who only present themselves online. Canadian in China…probably Married in Suburban Hell. GONE. My cunning linguist? (Thanks Laf) GONE. Cute guy with awesome smile? GONE. Guy Who Asked Me Out Whom I Canceled On Cuz I’m Effing Tired And Want A Day To Myself? Totally got all pee pee hurt and wished me luck with ONE no from me. ONE. And yes I said pee pee hurt. There’s no other way to describe it.
So onward and upward, or at least sideways. I have put together a 5 minute stand up routine all ready to horrify open mic nights all over Denver.
I am not chasing these morons. I’m walkin on. And on.
Working my butt off, three jobs, moving all my stuff soon…I don’t need no B.S.
Thanks for stopping by peeps!! I’ll post my 5 minutes soon!! As soon as I figure out how to get a wav format into my computer and onto my blog!!! Off tomorrow….ahhhhhh.
Have a very Blue Balled Xmas.