So three out of the 4 dudes from my last posting, have dropped off the face of the earth. I don’t like online dating. It can eat me. There is something inherently wrong with the dudes who only present themselves online. Canadian in China…probably Married in Suburban Hell. GONE. My cunning linguist? (Thanks Laf) GONE. Cute guy with awesome smile? GONE. Guy Who Asked Me Out Whom I Canceled On Cuz I’m Effing Tired And Want A Day To Myself? Totally got all pee pee hurt and wished me luck with ONE no from me. ONE. And yes I said pee pee hurt. There’s no other way to describe it.
So onward and upward, or at least sideways. I have put together a 5 minute stand up routine all ready to horrify open mic nights all over Denver.
I am not chasing these morons. I’m walkin on. And on.
Working my butt off, three jobs, moving all my stuff soon…I don’t need no B.S.
Thanks for stopping by peeps!! I’ll post my 5 minutes soon!! As soon as I figure out how to get a wav format into my computer and onto my blog!!! Off tomorrow….ahhhhhh.
Have a very Blue Balled Xmas.
I don’t like this but I get it. Have you gone on Plenty of Fish? It was free when I did it and there were fewer flakes on it. You’re still adorbs and funny in your bitterness and what is that tat? xoxoxo
Pof is super flakey…I’m too nice for this stuff! I have the Holy Grail on 1 wrist and a heart Celtic knot on the other.. the heart represents how everything will turn out fine in the end… the Grail is my search for truth.
Maybe Denver is flakey???
Perhaps. Perhaps just going out into the real world being myself I will meet a real live human.
huh, never thought of that
The search is a good distraction and when you least expect it….you know the drill 
Um Pof = unsolicited naked dude photos. Been there, saw way too many of those.
In fact I can’t do this anymore. This online and or WHOLE DATING scene sucks. I am asked way to often for pics of my BODY. Yeah, these tits are amazing…SUCK IT YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM. I have way too many standards to do this entire process. My friend said I was mean…she goes and meets THESE DICK PICTURE GUYS. I’ll take mean. I can’t do it. I’m throwin in the towel…these guys are in some sort of meager way or transitional thing or trying to be immortal through their cocks. They want to be pen pals, or teenage text buddies or jack off to my pic but never meet me. MARRIED. I can’t do it anymore. I gave it my best. I am pulling my dance card. SEGWAY TO MY NEXT POST…
Better to find out straight away and have tehm be asshats for blog fodder tehn to find out later…
If the .wav is video, might be easier to post it on you tube and leave it as linkable only (have to go to your blog to see it). If it’s audio, go to soundcloud.com and upload it there. They also have WP specific embed code to put it right on your blog.
Cool thanks Guap! Soundcloud. Love it!
Too bad those guys turned out to be asshats but it’s an awesome thing you aren’t letting it get you down. You’ve got your priorities in order and I love that! Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go work on my handstand in my cubicle.
I’m chuckling as I read this. Years ago, the only way I could stymie Plenty of Fish, since they wouldn’t let me delete my account, was to alter my profile. I described myself as a 97-year-old, 7-foot-tall, 67-pound, rainbow-haired cutie. I still get the occasional interested party!
You are one fabulous woman…not many guys can take that. The right one is worth finding. Keep looking! xoxoM
hang in there woman
This is the best title for a post ever!
Good for you!! Those sites are so hard, and believe me, you never know what you are going to get! And can I steal “pee pee hurt” Is the best term I’ve heard in a long, long time!!
hahahahahaha!! Yeah…they are all flubs. I have one I really, really like, so of course I’m trying to play it cool. I really shouldn’t be dating now anyway…so much going on..its dum.
You rock. That’s all!
Thanks RED!!! Just some shit goin down…thas all…I’m armed. : )
I know you are! Kick some ass!
Online dating is not for the faint of heart. I know of whence you speak, sister. The one good thing about it is that it’s comedy gold. Hang in there.
Thanks Weebes….I guess I’m not up to it right now…dang.
First I love the title! I’m been a black fan for years! And I love this line: “Canadian in China…probably Married in Suburban Hell.” lmao big time!
It’s like a guy saying:
I like romantic walks by the beach and long conversations at the park.
This really means.
I’m too cheap to buy dinner and I don’t have a car. And I’m all talk and no pay ’cause I ain’t got a job.
Oh I hope you have better luck. lol on blue balled Christmas … But I did enjoy reading this post
As Madame Weebles has said, it’s providing you with material for your improv, which is always a good thing.
And those idiots are the ones losing out. Not you. So just keep on trucking (so to speak). Xx